Man of Mystery said:

I did when he dissapppeared the previous time - 2006 - I think? Anyone else?

Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

I've arrived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whooooooooooooooooooooooooppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

OK you lot THIS IS MY FORUM AND I'M IN CHARGE!!!!

OY!!!!!   Wots that geezer doin' up the  top. He's gonna be baned straight away!!

KATEEEEEEE!!!! (thats me pole dancin' neighbour!) HOW DO I BAN GEEZERS THAT STICK STUPID PICTURES UP IN ME FORUM?

Hi Mom - Hi Lee - Hi anybody else that wants to poke their nose and have a rabbit!

Talkin' about rabbits, me first venture into the world of high finance after bein' kicked out of school was as a rabbit trapper in the mountains of Wales. Used things called gin traps which is a metal spring that snaps onto the rabbits foot. Evil! Evil things they was! But all them years ago nobody cared abut the welfare of animals and cetainly not about the poor old rabbit! Used to sell 'em to a geezer that came up in a lorry from the smoke with veg and stuff. He toured the valley's and dales pickin' up rabbits from geezers like me! Got five bob  (25p) a pair for 'em I did. Ended up earnin' more bunce than me old man and I was only 14-15! Graduated fom rabbits to salmon! 'Aint sayin' no more in case the old Bay-Leaf's peepin' out behind the bushes!!

Funny thing is that a friend who knows about me dubious past, bought me a gin trap as a present from an antique shop to hang up in me hall. I did! But when I looked at it and remembered the pain and misery that them rabbits must have suffered jumping around in the trap with a crushed leg, (they bite their leg off if left to long!!!!) I felt uncomfortable, very uncomfortable, and dumped it!

This'll stick a crease on yer mugs!!! When I got kicked out of school, I could hardly read nor write!!!! Can you believe that!!!…..Learnt how to that playing soldiers for HMF (his)!!!

Now did I ever tell you the story about……Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh ha ha ha Haaaaaaaaaa!

OK you lot don't be shy now! ….You will be quit safe with Gerry!…… Just like wot them poor old bunny's was!!!!!!

BUT! Any swearin' ('crap' will be accepted!), or disguised swear words, or snide abuse and out comes me man traps!!!…Gerrit!!!!

Well I found me way in, now to find me way out!

I'm gone!

Post edited 12:38 pm - December 14, 2008 by gerryatric

Sorry about the small writin' Lee in me last post. …..I know wot I done wrong…….Won't do it again!…

If you can max it up it wouild be fine!

I'm gone!

Wow!! Forget it!! ……I seen a button that sez “edit your post” so I'm gonna have a go me-self!

Stand by!

Wow!!! I done it!!…… Been zippin' about here like a ferret in a rabbit hole!!

Gora go now coz 'her upstairs' 'hus' is rabbitn' about shopin' and stuff and racin's on!

BUT I'LL BE BACK!!!

I'm gone proper!

Foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolback!!!!!!!!!

Well, well, well!!!!!

Worra lovely surprise!!!!

 I hope you don't mind Fullback but I'm going to answer you on this thread. The ‘gas’ thread. I'm trying to keep the threads relative to content otherwise they could get messy. Flame not being seen for the smoke so to speak!

 Sorry I never came back sooner Fullback, but I am a very important geezer now and am very busy. Betfair kicked me out big time proper, and me services was immediately snapped up by MoM. No fly's on MoM is there Fullback. But you can see where they've been!!!!  Aaaaaaagh ha ha Haaaaaaa ……… In future Fullback, if you want to communicate with me, you must do so by appointment only. My secretary will then check my diary and give you my first available date!!…..Oh and one more thing Fullback. It would be appreciated if you call me Sir!………..Aaaaaaaaaaaagh ha ha Haaaaaa!!!! ….. I love it!!!

 We had some great times we did all them years ago down there in Cardboard City on MoM's old BF thread didn't we? ‘ere listen Foolback, I don’t want geezers on here knowin’ nout about me past with you and them stooge mates of ours down on the Embankment.

 Geezers on 'ere is called ‘treaders’ Fullback. I don’t know wot they tread, cos I ‘aint never seen no grapes for treadin’ on round ‘ere!!!

 Oy Foollback! Iz yooz still in that WEE-cyclin’ Thames-side mineral water racket I set you up in?  Say no more. Artie told me you was doin’ so well until yer bladder burst!!!!!.

I hope yooz still puffin’ free Foolback. You wuz doin’ OK when we last spoke. Canny couldn’t do it though could he. Poor old Canny! He tried everything except shooting himself! He just could not do it could he? I expect one day he will catch up with me for a chat. It was Canny that put up the £500 to monitor Thompson’s scam-ads. A big big gesture just to prove a point.. We done some fun doin’ that lot we did!

 Seriously sorry to hear about Fido Fullback.  I did like him really! ….Never mind,  look on the brightside!….When the grim reaper comes a’callin’ yooz gonna meet up with old Fido again!!!

 I must go Fullback. Gorra polish Mom’s shoes coz he’s meetin’ up with some treaders in the morning. But I thought they trod grapes in bare feet!!

One more thing before I go Fullback. You see these three little cards, well when I lay them on the table, all yooz gorra do is put a few bob on the Lady. Its eezy peezy! ………. OK, OK, I never did catch you did I but I will one day!? I’m still as slippery as Tommo with me ol’ 3 card ‘monte’. I’ve graduated from the wino’s in meth city to Oxforf Street ……. Oy! Watcha think of me bog Fullback!!

 One more question me old friend! How did you manage to find me.?

 Hope you find this junk Foolback, but if you don’t it’ll be here until you do.

Yer ol’ pal Gerry

I’m gone!

SHARKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,

It's me,Artie.                                                                                                                                                                               You thought you'd got rid of me didn't you, pal, but I'm back to haunt you again.

Seriously,Sharks,when you disappeared I was afraid that you'd gone to that big betting shop in the sky.

But old soldiers never die do they? Great to see that you are still alive and kicking, (kicking Thommo mainly),

keep up the good work.You'll nail the bar steward one day.

Are you still backing losers, and laying winners,like you did in the old days?

Gorra go,catch ya later,

Artie.

Cheers Mom, great to see you again.

But where is our hero?

Is he flushed with success?

Flushed with embarassment?

Or has he flushed himself down the blog bog?

OI,   SHARKS BREATH,                                                                                                                                                                                           

          It would be appreciated NP if when addressin' me in future, you call me 'sir'

Just because Mom has let you be a Minister or summat , you think you are impotent,

Well you will never be as impotent as me.

I've got friends in high places too,  I know the guy who paints the top of Blackpool tower.

Anyway,pal,how's business in this credit crunch thing?

Still wee-cyclin'? Hope you haven't had to lay Willie.

Oops, that should have said,Hope you haven't had to lay Willie off.

Speakin' of layin',how's Doris?

Gorra go now, catch ya later.

P.S.  Just for you,

Post edited 6:25 pm - January 9, 2009 by gerryatric

OY!!!!!……… You two dummies!!!

Stop gangin' up on ol' Sharky!!! …….  And stop taking the phis. ……….. I'm IMPORTANT!!!!! ………. NOT IMPOTENT!!!!! (even though I am 104 years old!)

And I 'aint no 'banking mestruator' neever Norfy!!!! …….. I'm a Ministrator!!!!

I've got special powers that can zap you two dummies off here proper!!! ………..And OY!!! ……….Artie Phartie!!!!!……. Any more of that bog art stuff with them dumb ass pictures, and yooz gonna be reported to senior management for contempt!!!….Gerrit!!.

Oy Norfy!!!

I do like:- “Two Thousand and Nine - Thompson's decline?“……….. Very very good Norfy!!!…. Very good indeed. …….. A decent piece of script that rises way above the low level of verbal input that one usually expects from you!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh ha ha ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

“Two thousand and nine - Thompson's decline?“….. I really do like that Norfy!! ……..

When the time comes for the regulator to give me answers, it will be most interesting to see their reasons for allowing the con man to carry on conning!!

Catch yooz guys az and wen ………………….. Sharky!

I'm gone